My hate mail is often funny. It’s hard to take cowardly trolls and cyberstalkers seriously. I imagine their facial expressions as they have sex with themselves 🙂 I almost want to encourage people like the one below because all they do is make the people i’m protesting against look worse. Their unwitting assistance says a lot about their level of wit (and how much hate dims it).
Enjoy this hate mail, Knysna:
Sent by Anonymous [this morning]
To “Mike “the jokeman” [it is referring to me]
“I must tell you how funny I think you are. Truly funny. We all do. You will never ever come even vaguely close to getting it right with us. You are so far off the mark, you are off the target area completely. Publicly we have to play nice with you, because that’s the way it’s been done for centuries. Privately, we laugh out loud.
Thanks for banging your egg-head on such a regular basis for our entertainment, my only hope is that one day I can sit down and tell you how funny you have been over the years and to reveal how many blind alleys you love wandering around in. The fact is, because you’re not very well educated, it’s as easy as pie. I do it when I get a bit bored, which is not a lot of the time, trust me.
Bang away Mike. We don’t care even the tiniest bit.