Knysna’s traffic cops arrested cows today but had trouble trying to get them to go across the Main Road to appear in the Knysna Magistrates’ Court. The cows are expected to moo in defence before the Chief Magistrate. They’ll be calling Manager Protection Services Richard Meyer as a witness to testify that the Knysna Municipality believes that there are separate rules for white cow owners and black cow owners. By municipal by-law, only black-owned cows and pigs are allowed to walk in Knysna Central.'Click here to read full article...'
THANK YOU, PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP. No president has generated as much entertainment to us foreigners. The pleasure and mockery doesn’t stop… M.A.M.O.N. (Monitor Against Mexicans Over Nationwide) is a satirical fantasy sci-fi short film that explores, with black humor and lots of FX, the outrageous consequences of Donald Trump´s plan of banning immigration and building an enormous wall on the Mexico – US border. * * * La Madre Buena (The Good Mother) is the multi award-winning short film featuring a Donald Trump piñata. The topical tale features a strong Mexican mother torn between her politics and pleasing her only … ‘Click here to read full article…’
From South Africa, the country that brought you apartheid, Nelson Mandela, Springbok rugby and Trevor Noah.. a country that has to make sense of its problems without the help of Fox News… it’s news, only different – this is Puppet Nation, where everybody’s got a hand up their arse. Subscribe to Puppet Nation on YouTube.'Click here to read full article...'
“Politics” is the smart person word for “yelling about the government.” The Idiot’s Guide To Smart People offers practical advice to idiots perplexed by the behavior of obnoxious intellectuals.'Click here to read full article...'
This morning i announced that Mayor Georlene Wolmarans and Municipal Manager Grant Easton, along with others, had decided to finally meet with me and answer my questions before Parliament returned from holidays. That was an April Fool’s joke motivated by good reason. I made the words very close to what you’re used to reading on social media. I defaced myself in the start, thinking that my enemies would love that and be fooled a bit longer. In this blog, i explain my intentions. Hopefully you will see it’s worth, have a chuckle, dig into thought, and forgive me if need … ‘Click here to read full article…’
Uncyclopedia defines “Cows With Guns is the name of the movement for the uprising of cows against their human masters. Named after a song written by traitorous human Dana Lyons, which is highly believed to be the cause of this uprising, Cows With Guns is one of the greatest potential threats to mankind today. If the issue of Cows With Guns isn’t dealt with in a timely manner, the number of cows with guns could increase by as much as fifty percent in the next few years. Another uprising caused by the original protest song is known as Chickens In … ‘Click here to read full article…’
Thuli Madonsela, the Public Protector and heroine for South Africa, has covered Miley Cyrus’ ‘Wrecking Ball’ and dedicated it to Jacob Zuma. It’s impossible not to be laughing by the time she sings, “It was a f**king swimming pool.”'Click here to read full article...'
Jobs offered at Knysna Municipality. Crooked positions available – Municipal Manager, Director Finance, Communications Manager, Mayor, Deputy Mayor… Make a better Knysna together!'Click here to read full article...'
South Africa’s version of the song ‘American Pie’, to be imagined in the voice of David Kramer… South African Pie Goodbye, South African pie drove my Volksie to the tollbooth ’til my pockets were dry Thought next time i’d catch a plane in the sky This will be the day that i cry This will be the day that i cry Goodbye, South African pie, my DA politician said, “I promise” but that was a lie, housing faraway so the poor must die This will be the month that i cry This will be the month that i cry Goodbye … ‘Click here to read full article…’